The Republic of Greatest Botswana is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its burgeoning zebra population. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 328 million Botswanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gaborone. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Botswanan economy, worth 15.9 trillion pullan dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,418 pullan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greatest Botswana's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greatest Botswana is ranked 103,686^th in the world and 61^st in Africa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.75 kickbacks per hour.